Daion
09-dic-2008, 18:24
Ya, ya, ya sé que no es nuevo y lleva tiempo en Internel, pero tiene grandes entradas y como ya voy por la tercera que me hace gracia le abro un hilo propio y así cada uno puede poner las que le resulten más divertentes.
Por ejemplo ;
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Phelps
is the codename of a top secret US government project conceived in 1985 by J. Robert Oppenheimer and the CIA. It was created when the USA realized that, with China hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, the evil communists might actually overtake the greatest country in the world in gold medals, thus hurting national pride. Designed to displace large amounts of water with its intricate limbs and propel itself forward in a straight line, Michael Phelps has proven itself to be a great success after successfully winning eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. Additionally, Phelps has also been commonly mistaken as a member of the Westboro Baptist Church by several noobs, but coincidentally has got nothing to do with them at all.
Y esto, se sale :
The CIA kept a close eye on their creation, steering his life in the right directions when needed. When he was four Michael Phelps wanted to become a fireman, so the CIA set fire to his house and ensured that three firefighters died brutal deaths in the flame to convince him that wasn't the way to go. Later, he considered becoming a male porn star. CIA agent Jessica Alba then seduced him and gave him herpes to ensure that he wouldn't be able to find work in that industry.
Aunque a la larga la entrada se convierte en una variante de Chuck Norris, pero bueno.
Por ejemplo ;
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Michael_Phelps
is the codename of a top secret US government project conceived in 1985 by J. Robert Oppenheimer and the CIA. It was created when the USA realized that, with China hosting the 2008 Summer Olympics, the evil communists might actually overtake the greatest country in the world in gold medals, thus hurting national pride. Designed to displace large amounts of water with its intricate limbs and propel itself forward in a straight line, Michael Phelps has proven itself to be a great success after successfully winning eight gold medals at the 2008 Olympics. Additionally, Phelps has also been commonly mistaken as a member of the Westboro Baptist Church by several noobs, but coincidentally has got nothing to do with them at all.
Y esto, se sale :
The CIA kept a close eye on their creation, steering his life in the right directions when needed. When he was four Michael Phelps wanted to become a fireman, so the CIA set fire to his house and ensured that three firefighters died brutal deaths in the flame to convince him that wasn't the way to go. Later, he considered becoming a male porn star. CIA agent Jessica Alba then seduced him and gave him herpes to ensure that he wouldn't be able to find work in that industry.
Aunque a la larga la entrada se convierte en una variante de Chuck Norris, pero bueno.